I like how he is wildly pregnant
yet takes a pregnancy test
and is surprised by the results
then he hugs a flower
Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.
The problem with being sexually attracted to other women is that when I see a hot one I don’t know whether to feel aroused or intimidated and insecure.
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.
step one: lift up shirt
2) look dwon
holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that
can somebody explain me this gif?
IT MEANS THAT CYCLISTS DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND IT MAKES THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE SO FUCKING MAD SERIOUSLY
why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty
I think this is the most appropriate description of Cassy in a single set of photos you will ever find
Everyone in the supernatural fandom should make this their voicemail and if you get a wrong number and hear that you should leave a message
I did it
Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.
Fleur Delacour, Harry noticed, was eyeing Bill with great interest over her mother’s shoulder. Harry could tell she had no objection whatsoever to long hair or earrings with fangs on them.
"The Third Task," Goblet of Fire
I love Fleur Delacour, okay? See the boy. Want the boy. GET THE BOY. KEEP THE BOY FOREVER AND DON’T CARE IF THE BOY GETS MAULED BY A WEREWOLF.