stop idolizing pasty white lizard men 2k14
your url is a derivative of david bowie the ultimate pasty white lizard man
i was going to try and respond to this but you know what????? he is. i fucked up. i fucked up.
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
when someone asks what its like to be young these days
God bless old people on the Internet.
- me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
That is so adorable.