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bisexualfetus:

my résumé
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bisexualfetus:

my résumé

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(Source: llemonliz)

davebowie:

420goku:

davebowie:

stop idolizing pasty white lizard men 2k14 

your url is a derivative of david bowie the ultimate pasty white lizard man

i was going to try and respond to this but you know what????? he is. i fucked up. i fucked up.

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

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(Source: adelon-egi)

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

whenincambridge:

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anrgy:

inspirational
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anrgy:

inspirational

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(Source: nwtsfw)

lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 
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lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole)

volatiling:

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volatiling:

this is the greatest thing I have ever seen on the internet

(Source: iamtallandthin)

erstwhilegirl:

natellite:

ladyofthelog:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

TOO SOON

lole

oh no
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erstwhilegirl:

natellite:

ladyofthelog:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

TOO SOON

lole

oh no

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(Source: sweetcarolina)